MINIMAL❤️ Professor Paws | Detachable-Glasses Plush Pair

Product Name: MINIMAL❤️ Professor Paws | Detachable-Glasses Plush Pair

IDEAL LIFE NEEDS A LITTLE LOVE AND HEART
...where fuzzy philosophers teach compassionate gaze

When plush wisdom stares back – MINIMAL codes new intimacy!
Hand-stitched round glasses 👓 snap on/off, revealing embroidered eyes that hold cosmic empathy. Sold exclusively in pairs to build psychic bonds between lovers.

✨ Symbiosis Operating System

• Wearable Wit: Magnetic felt glasses (loss-proof tech) activate "third perspective"

• ❤️ Dyadic Philosophy: Solo=whole LOVE, Paired=intertwined HEART

• Tactile Memory Bank: Crystal velvet logs touch-temperature/duration

• Anxiety Decoder: Ears crease into pressure-index maps when squeezed

• Time Capsule Edition: Includes film strip: "Project our future through these lenses"

✅ Live IDEAL LIFE: Let fur professors school you in tender observation
✅ Every lens pair bends light into love’s spectrum

Brand: MINIMAL DESIGN — Knitting plush neurons for lonely planets